- E: Why does it say my colon cancer screening is up to date? No one's ever taken a stool sample or looked at my butt.
- J: You're not old enough.
- E: I'm not old enough to have things growing in my butt?
God damn it Tumblr stop fucking up
- D: You know, start with a bang.
- E: Why can't we do that now?
- D: That's later. Right now we're meeting T.
- E: Why can't we do that now?
- D: Oh you.
- A: I finally sit down to finish my taxes and now everyone IMs me.
- E: And therefore you're solving it by IMing me?
Dating Manual
Or, “How to get your game on like it’s 1185 with a middle class lady”.
Ending: burn!
iMessage and instant messages deserve different apps
Oh god yes: iMessage vs IM vs text. A well written exposition that exactly mirrors my feelings, and articulates the unease I feel about the whole system.
The Digital↔Physical: On building Flipboard for iPhone and Finding Edges for Our Digital Narratives
Beautiful. DF.
- A: Have you ever played Cards Against Humanity? There's a game tonight at my friend's place in the Haight if you're interested.
- E: I would, but I promised someone I'd help them out with JavaScript tonight.
- A: Hahaha. The Silicon Valley equivalent of washing your hair. =D


