• E: Why does it say my colon cancer screening is up to date? No one's ever taken a stool sample or looked at my butt.
  • J: You're not old enough.
  • E: I'm not old enough to have things growing in my butt?

God damn it Tumblr stop fucking up

Tumblr refuses to post this image for some reason, so I’m resorting to HTML:

=D

From Reddit.

PHP: The Good Parts. Via Twitter.

PHP: The Good Parts. Via Twitter.

  • D: You know, start with a bang.
  • E: Why can't we do that now?
  • D: That's later. Right now we're meeting T.
  • E: Why can't we do that now?
  • D: Oh you.
  • A: I finally sit down to finish my taxes and now everyone IMs me.
  • E: And therefore you're solving it by IMing me?
Kitty cat!

Kitty cat!

  • A: Have you ever played Cards Against Humanity? There's a game tonight at my friend's place in the Haight if you're interested.
  • E: I would, but I promised someone I'd help them out with JavaScript tonight.
  • A: Hahaha. The Silicon Valley equivalent of washing your hair. =D